Hitler flirting with Eva Braun. JOSEF GOEBBELS

“Stop, you’re making me blush, Dolfy~!”

I couldn’t resist making another gay joke. Because I’m a 5 year old.

Of course I know Eva Braun took these video clips of Hitler, but I like to imagine Goebbel’s video taping Adolf at his vacation home when Eva wasn’t looking.

It’s hilarious Goebbel’s doesn’t even try to hide his crush on Hitler in the actual videos Eva took all he does is hobble after Adolf, watch Adolf hold his children and cry and when Hitler wasn’t around its like he didn’t know what to do with himself jesus christ

Also Hitler trying to be a suave ladies man makes me laugh so hard.

These guys practically write themselves in my comics, seriously.

Forgive me. I’m not funny.

- Jelly <3

PS: Also, sorry for the absence. With college starting, I had to adjust to the new workload. I have a two part comic planned for sometime in the future. But for now, have my stupid doodles while you wait.

DID YOU KNOW?
Rudolf Hess’ mental state has been under speculation for years. His behavior, observed by many that worked close with him, was often described as ‘mentally unstable’. Hess’ weak mental state especially became apparent whenever he fell out of Hitler’s favor. One witness claims that Hess believed he harnessed the power of ‘Telekinesis’, and would sometimes practice it in the company of other SS.

“Rudolf Hess was trying to balance a chair. And while he was trying to do this, he kept staring at the chair. As soon as he took his hands away it fell over backwards or forwards. I thought this was very strange, and asked my father about it. He said that it was indeed a little strange, but Hess believed in telekinesis.”
- Egon Ludwig Hanfstaengl, son of Hitler’s press officer

Definitely not crazy guys.

MESSAGE FROM THE MOD
So I’m going to be really busy again this weekend and I won’t be able to post a new comic until after Tuesday. Birthday parties and other stuff I gotta be at.

So I’m just gonna leave this picture of an uncomfortable Hitler in Lederhosen having a tea party with other uncomfortable people.

And Hess. But he’s always awkward.

See you guys on the flip-side~

- Jelly

DID YOU KNOW?
Heinrich Himmler was the Reichsfuhrer of the SS, and one of the most powerful men in Nazi Germany. Out of all of the higher up’s in Hitlers Inner Circle, Himmler’s speeches centered obsessively over the subject of homosexuality. Although he often spoke of his consequences of homosexual relations within the SS, those charged with this ‘crime’ were often given lighter sentences than those outside of the SS. Over the years, because of these speeches and the propaganda presented by the Reich to the public, there has been much speculation about the homo-erotic undertones surrounding the Nazi party.

(The poster in this comic is based off of this Nazi Propaganda poster. It’s very heterosexual.)

MESSAGE FROM THE MOD
Hey guys, I intended to post up another comic today, but since I’m on vacation, it’s going to have to wait until tomorrow unfortunately.

But I didn’t wanna leave you guys hanging until then, so have a picture of Hitler and Goebbels holding hands in the totally not gay forest.

You’re welcome.

- Jelly

(Every time I can’t post a comic, I should post awkward pictures of Nazi’s on my blog… or just pictures of Goebbels being incredibly flamboyant and excited around an eternally awkward Hitler. My brain is so kawaii. )

DID YOU KNOW?
Hermann Goering on April 22, 1945, was informed that Adolf Hitler intended to commit suicide. Just days before Hitler actually commits suicide, he sent a telegram to the Fuhrerbunker, asking if he may assume the role as commander of the Reich. Enraged, Hitler ordered that Goering be stripped of all his positions, be expelled from the party, and to be arrested for treason. His superiority complex followed him even throughout his arrest for the Nuremburg trials, convinced that he would be released and assume the role as Fuhrer of the Reich in Hitlers stead.

Much to his surprise, he was proven guilty for war crimes and crimes against humanity.

DID YOU KNOW?
Josef Goebbels kept a diary from 1923 to 1945. When he first began to keep the diary, there was no mention of the Nazi Party or Hitler up until around March 13th, 1924. Goebbels didn’t think much of Hitler, until after Goebbels first met Hitler in July 1925, where the Nazi leader increasingly became the central figure of Josef’s diary. He admired Hitler so highly that he would describe the intimate moments the two shared together in a rather… dramatic fashion. He was a poet, after all.

“Shakes my hand. Like an old friend. And those big blue eyes. Like stars. He is glad to see me. I am in heaven. That man has everything to be king.”
- Josef Goebbels

It’s totally not gay guys I promise seriously it’s not gay

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